ABC has officially picked up Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
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hello fellow humans
Nathalie
Aaaaaah I need to find employment aaaaaah
Hit me with a bat?
Twitt ✰ Youtu ✰ Pintere ✰
Goodrea
Here are my Paint doodles
WHAT'S CURRENT:
Doctor Who Series 7
50TH ANNIVERSARY EPISODE AHH
Foxes are ADORABLE
Bears
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butts
One of my favorite scenes from The Great Gatsby (1949)
special effects just ain’t what they used to be
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wow this was cute up until the end
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what you said was:
"i don't respect women who don't respect themselves"
what you meant was:
"i and society as a whole hold women up to ridiculous respectability standards directly relating to the "purity" of said women while hypersexualizing them at the same time and if you are a woman and don't fit my awkward monolith of criteria then i refuse to acknowledge your humanity"
what i heard was:
"hi i'm a misogynist piece of shit, please punch me in my face"
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Hyperbole and a Half posted again, and everyone needs to read it because:
- If you are depressed, it will resonate with you like whoa.
- If you are not depressed, it will clarify some stereotypes about depression that need to be said. An explanation like this has been needed for a LONG time.
- If you know someone who is depressed, you’ll be better at interacting with them after reading this.
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the Cold War is basically just the United State and the Soviet Union saying how big of a penis they have but when it comes down to it neither of them actually want to flash the other to show for fear the other actually does have a bigger penis
Holy shit, that’s spot on
I don’t post faulty penis analogies so of course it is
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accurate tag is accurate.
his face when he budges though
i have never seen so grumpy a budge
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how to give a good handjob
- bop it
- pull it
- twist it
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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
Iron Man suits through the years (2008-2013)
that second one is getting dangerously close to
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*Pollen accidentally enters body*
Immune system:
What the hell is that?
Pollen:
Oh hey. Sorry. We got a bit lost. The wind kinda bl-
Immune system:
OH GOD WE'RE UNDER ATTACK
Pollen:
What?!? No! We just got lo-
Immune system:
OPEN THE FLOODGATES
Pollen:
The what?
Mucus membranes:
Sir. All the floodgates?
Immune system:
ALL OF THEM.
Pollen:
Wait. Wait. You don't... Oh shi-
[Dramatic music]
Me:
*Sneezes*
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flower language has always been an intense source of disappointment for me
like, they all mean really generic things like “love” or “forever” or “i’m sorry”
i thought you could combine flowers
like you could just send someone a bouquet and from the combination of hibiscus and posies and tulips they’d understand “the rebel leader is dead, rendezvous at the docks at 8, bring the dog, you will need lighter fluid and a large tomato”
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WHOEVER BUYS THIS FOR ME WINS MY ETERNAL LOVE
I OWN THIS
EVERY MORNING HE SAYS SOMETHING DIFFERENT ABOUT HOW THE WORLD NEEDS YOU AND YOU HAVE TO GET UP
AND WHEN YOU PRESS THE BUTTON TO HUSH HIM HE SAYS “DEFTLY DONE, MADAM,” OR “IF IT’S NOT TOO FORWARD OF ME, THAT DID TICKLE, MADAM”
IT WAKES YOU UP WITH THE SOUND OF CHIRPING BIRDS BEFORE STEPHEN FRY’S VOICE
EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE ONE
WHAT
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